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crackbama:

essentials ss15

crackbama:

essentials ss15

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lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

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Lmfao

lovingthystruggle:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

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Lmfao

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When I cheat on my tree bf

  • me: I'm sorry babe I love u
  • bf: just go. leaf.
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supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

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worryings:

once i thought my pet rock died so i flushed it and i clogged the toilet for a week 

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  • operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok